May fortune bring you the left footed dog of happiness - because owls are bastards.
Whoops! Ok, turn round and back up the track. We are going up a bit, down a bit and up a lot more. It is a descent track and we don’t have a lot to look at, save beautiful nature, so let’s get superstitious in a nature sort of a way. Owls. Well, it is day time but we can note Granada has Eurasian Scops-Owls, Eurasian Eagle-Owls, Little Owls, Tawny Owls, Eared Owls of both Long and Short varieties. Owls are symbols of wisdom or mystery. An owl hooting at night foretells death or serious misfortune. If an owl stares at your house someone will become ill. Clearly owls are bastards. We don’t have a dog with us. This may be a shame but it does mean we are safe from the random nature of dog-luck. Fido, apparently, is able to issue fortune from its bum. Should you tread on doggy doos with with your left foot then luck will be your lady tonight. If, however, you place your left shoe forward you will be literally in the shit. While we ...